A very popular game and very simple as well. Somebody makes a wish, the next person grants it in a corrupt way, then makes a wish themselves.

Example:
Person A: I wish for a monkey.

Person B: Granted, but it throws poop everywhere.

I wish for gummy bears.

Got it? Good!


I shall start. I wish for a hot meal tonight.

Granted, but you aren't in the mood for the meal.

I wish for Kingdom Hearts 3.

Granted, you break it before even getting the chance to play.

I wish for WORLD PEACE~!

Granted but it backfired in your face. Lol.

I wish for...LoK Book 2!

Granted, the book series is total crap.

I wish I had unlimited financial funds.

granted, you cant access it until you're dead
i wish i could airbend

Granted, but on the very beginning of it when trying to figure out how to control it, you accidentally kill yourself.

I wish I didn't have to pee so bad.

Granted. But now you have to go #2 very badly.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only go up.

I wish I owned some sort of multi-million dollar industry.

Granted. It goes bankrupt the day after you got it.

I wish I could really water bend.

me too omg! granted, but you wake up and realize it was a dream.

i wish go somewhere outside of the united states.

Granted. Welcome to Camp 22 of North Korea.

I wish I had a functional, legally obtained, MacBook.

Granted, you accidentally drop it out of excitement, destroying it completely.

I wish I had an angel, for one moment of love. I wish I had your angel toniiiiight. -metal plays in the background-

Granted, then satan punched the angel in the face then set the band on fire for mixing angels with metal.

I wish I had nothing. (MUAHAHAHAHA)

Granted, now you have no life. You're dead. Congrats.

I wish for WORLD DOMINATION.

Granted, but you are killed by unhappy subjects the day after

I wish I could actually fire bend.

Granted, but since you are such a rookie to it that you set yourself on fire.

I wish I could perform Alchemy like in FMA.

Granted, but you perform human transmutation and lose your mind

I wish it would rain today

Granted. Acid rain with a PH of 0 precipitates in your area.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, they say horrible things all the time to hurt your feelings, killing your self esteem.

I wish for a successful future.

Granted, sadly the only successful future for you was six feet beneath the ground. (That was harsh. Sorry! XP)

I wish I wasn't too lazy to make a new signature.

granted, but you've lost your skills to create signatures well.

i wish summer wasn't so hot.

Granted, now the Earth is covered in an Ice Age.

I wish tonight goes well.

Granted, it did but you ended up losing your memory

I wish I was taller

Granted, you grow so fast that your organs can't keep up with your new body and start drastically failing.

I wish for sleep.